"This is Your Life" and "Tyranny Begins at Home"
by Emily Kesterton (alias Becky Sharp)
(Written January 1963 - Jan 1964. Found after her death in 1986)
(Much of it is written in the second person)



My father was a J.P. for B'ham. We were brought up in The Dock. Hence "Tyranny Begins at Home." It did at our house.

You were born in Birkenhead in a long forgotten age. 1899. Later becoming known as the "Cheshire Cat". Your Father's work took him to Birkenhead but soon after you were six weeks old and being a typical BRUMMY you played up till they brought you back to Birmingham. It must have been the thought of the fish and chips. Nothing eventful passed until you became school age. They would not take you until you were five years of age although your mother would have liked to have got rid of you very much earlier because while you were around, she could not get on with her knitting, (though crochet was her pet hobby.) Do you remember your first days at school? Yes I do. You were always grinning (the Cheshire Cat grin) and singing. Music was your chief delight even in those early days. At that school -- of tin and iron construction, the heating was either out of order or non-existent for all the children were placed in marching order with you at the head and started off with you selecting the song and leading them in "By the Side of the Zuyder Zee. Riding on Top of the Car. Following Father's Footsteps." until every child was warmed up. This was your delight, was it not? Yes it was. The teachers liked it too. You used to see them smiling -- what a cheeky little bit of homework, they thought you were. There is no leftover teacher around the place to speak to about you. We have hunted everywhere for their Gluepot. Your family used to tease you over your Governesses name -- Gluepot to you!! You stayed there until you were eight years old. Then You moved to Bearwood. Your Mother thought she had changed still going to live in B'ham altho it really was Bearwood Smethwick. What she could see in that, you did not know -- unless it was the soft water and a few free rides she may be getting in the trams which hadn't been given to O.A.P's then, anyway. She found Bearwood was in Smethwick and someday it will be in Warley but you don't think she knew that then. You moved about in Smethwick 3 houses about a couple of ticks away from each other. Perhaps your mother was trying to hop over the border into BRUM. Geography was not her best subject. She was a fish and chip Brummy too.

You now come up to 1914 - 1st World War. You had gone off to Dugmore's Waterloo Road to buy a long "Where Irish Eyes Are Smiling" instead of Getting Your Spates on to go to the War. Your Uncle A. Perks called just then to say The War was in full swing. You had been attending G.D. Secondary School by then, your parents hoped you would become a school teacher. You had other thoughts -- and Bob's your Uncle. You left to go to work. Your first job was errand girl at a Printers. This was a smashing job for you -- getting food ready, making peas, operating the lift -- altogether a good general up and down education -- we don't think. You daily visited Small shops for 19 quarters(?) of hock - at 2 pence a quarter. 14 packets of fish and chips, 2 pence pork pies, all the hungry wolves at the factory made a snatch and grab raid on the goods. You used to visit a little Coffee shop at the corner of Hill St and Statun Street. Do you remember what the owner called you. When you told your Mother, she wanted to go and punch his nose. Yes! It was Beccy Sharp. You had hard work to keep your mother away, but luckily she believed you when you told her he only meant you were quick on the uptake. After gaining all that valuable Catering knowledge you decided to leave the Printers. Do you remember why? -- yes! Because you were promised an office job in the first place, but there was no vacancy at the time. Another girl (whom you thought was dozey) had a very long plait of hair which hung down her back and in a mad moment let it get into a machine of great power. However, she was lucky the plait didn't cause the whole scalp to come off (like some other girls had done). It was just sufficient to get her promoted to the office. You thought she was slow. She appeared simple to you, but she knew her onions (not fish and chips). You had had commercial training at College in Cannon St -- Shorthand typewriting. You got one of two office jobs, then went into your Father's office. Now living with your parents may be tolerated, but to work as well wasn't your cup of tea. You were always mad about music -- opera, etc. When you worked in John Bright St. there was a music shop under the building you worked in. You had the audacity to call on the Chief (Mr. W. Scott) and convince him to let you come and work in his piano shop to play the piano and sing the songs to advertise and sell them. He said he could see no future in that and left you flat. You knew you were a hopeless shorthand typist (Secretary la-de-da today). You could do shorthand at 60 miles an hour but you could not read a stitch back, so you determined to get out of that line. Like "Topsy" in Uncle Tom's Cabin, You just "growed" but not tall enough. You went to the G.P.O. Telephones. They put you up against the wall as if to shoot and when measured you were 4' 11" instead of 5 feet. They thought you wanted a job repairing the roofs. I think anyway they threw you out. Later on you were working at the Ministry of Food -- Margaret St. B'ham, altho' still in the typing racket -- Enquiry and opening post job came along, jumped at this always liking a job dealing with the Public. One man wrote, once, please send my Ration Book. My waist is like a wasp's. I am shrinking visibly, another butcher wrote. Please transfer this woman to another butcher -- every time she comes to my shop she threatens me with a chopper. Then a telephone vacancy arose -- you nipped into that and thought that at least you had got into Opera as good as I could use your voice now having been called by school teachers the "little girl with the big voice." The end of the "War to End Wars" came on Nov 11, 1918 at 11 a.m. All the office Workers ran out into Victoria Square without permission. Then you were allowed to come and go but keep the post open periodically. You went home to lunch and upon return jollification had set in everywhere. There was a musical comedy running at the Theatre Royal called "Yes Uncle". Do you remember going to the evening performance with 2 older married women members of the staff without going home to tell your Mother first? You were only 18!! and had been home mid-day so you thought it was quite in order to do this. You had another think coming to you. Your mother was doing the Norman Invasion(?) -- hanging over the gate. You think you saw the rolling pin. It was only 10-15 p.m. to 10-30.pm. It couldn't have been worse for you. You knew you were the only person who was flattened out on the wonderful Armistice Day Nov 11, 1918. It was the best day for 4 years for many people, but not you. You were family-bound (not - 'ARF') always!! After that date the work at the Food Office began to get less, the staff gradually went to other jobs. You're now a full blown telephone operator (Telephonist wasn't used then). Event to the Midland "Red". That seemed at first sight a meek and mild dump which the other office girl said "You won't be here a week," how wrong she was. You stayed for nearly 20 years. You became known all over the Midlands as the "Lass with the DELLY-CUT HAIR -- Delicate Air. You were "BOBB" by then. Besides liking music, you had always loved animals, particularly cats and dogs. Cats, we suppose, being one yourself from Cheshire. Your Father didn't like dogs or thought he didn't. I fancy he liked horses as he was always stopping runaway horses. Also he couldn't sing for toffee, but he would have a bash at "The Arab's Steed." He came to like dogs however, for when at last your Mother said "Bring a dog then. He'll get used to it" -- he did. One day you said to him, "You will like him when he does funny tricks." He said -- "He's just done one over there" I had to clean it up! This broke the sound barrier. He fished up carrying that little pug, assisted by you in a shopping basket on holiday at Blackpool. Another instance, he was driving in his pram-like Austin about 1925 when along Coventry Rd into City large dogs sat in his path in the road. He pulled up, promptly got out and raised his hat to the dogs, asking them to please move. They slowly moved away to allow clear passage. Into the driving seat your Father got and away. This would cause a howling sensation on the MI's today (especially in a fog). They wouldn't let me have a horse and I wanted a small creature I could pick up and take upstairs with me so a horse was out of the question. Besides we could afford carpet on the stairs by this time. Your pet must be a pug dog, you said, which you had come in contact with before the Mid "Red" days. By a strange coincidence your boss's wife (Mrs. E. Power) was a well known breeder of your favourite type of dog. You wasted no time at all making yourself known to her and arranging to buy a beautiful little black pug, but by lack of experience something went wrong and your pet died at 3 months old, a tragedy to all the family. Not to be done, you had another pet, Fawn, this time which lived until 15 years of age. Your Father and yourself carried him in a shopping bag at Blackpool when he was very old.

In 1937, your Father had been left like Baron Hardup (in Cinderella's Dad) with 2 handsome daughters both at jobs by day and house managers by night so as he needed a housekeeper you were chosen to be the home help and Sally Snipe. You let the Telephone go on ringing. You all had a brain wave -- why not all club together and buy some property to eke out the income. This you did in 1938 and in 1939 the "War to End Wars" was forgotten and a 2nd "War to End Wars" was with us and then the houses began to be knocked down like ninepins. This went on until War 2 ended. There had not been a penny increase in rent all though the years. By now you had settled on a [real estate] agent friend to collect the rents. You refused to go yourself ever again in spite of Father's bullying. Gradually your income dwindled until one quarter you came 9 pounds in the Red, then 29 pounds and so on until 97 pounds was the total in the Red. The Govt saw something must be done, so they passed the 1954 Rent Act which allowed the Landlord a small increase at 2 varying periods, but this was not given for the Landlord to have herself a good fling! It was to spend on the property (How's your father!). This increase was also totalled up and called excess rent and highly taxed, so the poor old landlord lost a bit there, a rob Peter to pay Paul System. Then the Council,(Labour Controlled) had a brainy idea of getting property for nothing. They decided to take over by Compulsory Purchase they called it. They grabbed, let, take the rent at once, without by your leave then kept the Landlord waiting for (about 2) years without rent or settlement. When you remonstrate with them, they say they have spent more on the property than would have been collected in rent. You answer with one word -- why? They are due for demolition we understood. (They spend money and our money at that too quick then). Quite a backhand and underhand way of doing business. You tried by hook or by crook to get justice for yourselves but without success.

So now you may have to go back to catering at the Printers or ask for a job on tablehand department or even try to trace the owners of the Coffee Shop who used to say, "Beccy Sharp Kesterton" "This is your life" or "Tyranny begins at home".

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